Hilarious Take on Date Questions & Answers

So you’re on your first date and the usual questions come. By now we should know what the “real meaning” is behind them all. A funny take on questions we really want answered! Possible things running through our minds.

“So what do you do?”

What do you mean what do I do?! You just really want to know if I’m living with my parents watching TV all day unemployed. Where’s the potato chips?

“What is your profession?”

You just want to know if I make minimum wage or more don’t ya?

“Do you live on your own?”

Ah yes, the question to find out if we live with our parents or have a roomate. Fun times.

“What do you like to do for fun?”

Hmmm…I’m somewhat of a bar star and a social drinker at that.

“What kind of relationship are you looking for?”

This is a direct question with eye contact. Can we say something easy?!

“What should we do after dinner?”

Well…if I say let’s go for coffee. Does that mean my place or yours?!

Dating is suppose to be fun so enjoy yourself! Honesty is always
key in any relationship but it’s always fun if you have a good sense of
humor and meet someone with the same.

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